Most New Year’s resolutions are about as long-lived as a Windows 98 network at a hacker’s convention. That is to say, New Year’s resolutions are made, broken and forgotten faster than you can say “jack be nimble.” Why do we even bother making resolutions? I suppose that it’s because failure to keep a resolution is no reason to stop trying to do better in the future.
In the ever-changing realm of computers and the Internet, resolutions need to be made on an almost daily basis. On my website are links to 78 articles that I’ve written for the Norman Transcript. While I’d love for you to read every single article, a more realistic goal may be to ask you to make (and, keep) the following list of Computer New Year’s Resolutions. Be sure to read the article listed with each resolution, so that you’ll understand its importance; you’ll be glad that you did.
1. I will never again use a Windows 98 or Windows ME computer on the Internet. Article: “End of the road for Windows 98, ME.”
2. I will never again use as a password any word that is found in any language on Earth. Article: “Type Password Here.”
3. I will faithfully update and patch my computer’s operating system and important programs. Article: “Don’t Neglect Microsoft Office updates.”
4. I will make sure that I’m always using up-to-date antivirus, firewall and anti-adware/spyware programs. Article: “Lock the door on the bad guys.”
5. I will never again reply to, or click on a link found in, any unsolicited “spam” email. Article: “This spam can lose you more than lunch.”
6. I will never again set up an unsecured wireless network. Article: “Thank you for the free Internet service!”
7. I will back up my files before my computers crashes and burns. Article: “Back it up before it breaks.”
8. Just like I had to learn how to drive before I put my car on the highway, I will learn how to use my computer before I get on the Internet. Article: “Need to know more? Educate thyself.”
9. I will not allow our elected officials to pass Bozo-the-clown laws that mess with my Internet freedom. Article: “State House bill legalizes spyware.”
10. I will never again disclose personal information to anyone before I know whether or not they can be trusted to keep that information confidential. Article: “Safe Internet shopping for the holidays,” along with every other article on my website.
11. I will never again email Dave a stupid computer question until I have at least looked at “the manual.” Article: “When in doubt, read the manual.” Just kidding — NOT! Happy New Year!